x-factor 259: mojo’s given up gladiator reality shows and decided to instead try his hand at matchmaking, rictor is actually on the mojoworld equivalent of The Bachelor and shatterstar must win his heart over all of mojoworld’s most dashing suitors
Shatterstar just kills all of the other contestants. Rictor is mad for about five seconds. Mojo is mad only because it’s going to take a lot of slow motion replays and after-the-fact interviews to pad out the carnage to 12 episodes. “Love Massacre” is still the most watched show of the year.